AMERICA - bucata cu bucata (compendiu bilingv) II
…it has been a little bit over three months, but walking the streets of the city finally paid off…i’ve crossed paths today with a celebrity – Chris Noth.; wait (who?); common ladies don’t tell me you have no idea that this is the name of the actor who, as Mr. Big (Sex and the City series and movie) populated the fantasies of the female audience for the past fifteen years…...yep, that was him, walking hurriedly down 8th avenue with a concerned look on his face…he was thinking probably of the shitload of makeup he would need to put on for filming the third sequel of the movie I just quoted, so that he would look in his forties rather than s..(ok, ok I will not ruin it for you :)…....its funny how things, really meaningful for others, happen always to people who don’t give a crap …is like the time I meet the entire football team of Dinamo on a flight to Frankfurt, while I am (was) a supporter of Steaua.....if I were to choose to meet anyone in particular, I would probably pick Linda Evangelista, out of the celebs that live in New York, but maybe it’s just me…...for those of you don't remember much of the nineties (for one reason or another), she is the blue eyed blonde in the Freedom video of George Michael...watch it and weep http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A.
centru' financiar al lumii moderne, serviciu bancar ultracompetitiv si ultramodern sau cel putin asa e prezentat in spoturile de catralioane de dolari care ruleaza zi si noapte pe marile si micile ecrane...doua chestii pe care nu le pricep (ma rog, mai multe, dar o sa scriu doar despre doua) :
banca cu ghiseu de informatii la care poti sa tragi cu masina - aaa, cum? - scenariu pe care s-a bazat ideea cred ca e urmatorul......se intoarce omu de la supermarket si la intersectie, in timp ce asteapta sa se faca verde, il strafulgereaza o intrebare /tranzactie bancara...cum sa fac, se gandeste el, in timp ce mainile transpirate i se inclesteaza pe volan si o vena i se umfla pe frunte...sa dau un telefon? nu, nu, clar nu! ......sa merg la o banca, parchez, intru si intreb? - e prea complicat.....sa fac verific contu' pe net? ntzzz...........gata, stiu ma duc la banca aia cu ghiseu unde poti sa tragi cu masina si prestez fara sa ma dau jos!.... cand a fost asta o idee premianta frate si care e avantajul competitiv? aloo, domnu' Bernake, cine v-a pacalit domne ca ideea de la mecdonalds merge si la banci?
cecurile bancare - m-am intalnit cu ele de doua ori in viata, la facultate (precambrian) si acu in america, cand sa imi primesc diurna.... cecurile, spre deosebire de transferurile bancare (cu care toata lumea e obisnuita, baaaaa !!!!) au urmatoarele avantaje: se ratacesc prin posta, sunt respinse ca nu se potriveste semnatura / nu mai ai bani in cont, poti incasa suma doar pe bucati (vreo 1000 si ceva de para iti intra in cont cam intr-o saptamana) si sunt desigur ecologice ca doar sunt facute din hartie/copaci. deci de aiaaa. aha.
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precambrianu sa traiasca, poate si bronzu.....:))